This morning I woke up when the room was still sort of dark, dim and I started trying to get cjcollier and hannahadams 's attention. They were pale and they didn't move so I started making a lot of noise and jumping up and down and then finally daddy began to move a little bit.
Boy are they lazy! Especially mommy because daddy got up but she just lay there snoring! In fact, she asked daddy to get her some water and a cup of coffee. She sure takes him for granted! I was going to have a talk with her about it but I don't really know how to talk yet so it is hard to make myself understood.
So, daddy got up and took me in the other room. He put me in the chair and fed me some fruit and stuff. I was hungry. I ate a lot. I threw a bunch of food on the floor, though because it is fun. Daddy frowned, though. He took out the broom and swept it up.
Then he took me into the living-room and I started to play with my blocks. I was playing with them for a while before I noticed that daddy was lying down on the couch looking at me. I went back to playing... and next time I looked daddy's eyes were closed and he was snoring just like mommy does.
I went over to him but he didn't wake up so I slipped through the bars of the living room gate and ran down the hall! Nobody was there to prevent me! I get prevented a lot these days (especially by mommy) and I don't like it one bit.
I went into the kitchen and I put my hands in the cat water bowl and I decided to turn it upside down because I could and I always wanted to! It got all over the floor and my pants. Then I decided it was time to eat the cat food because I always wanted to. Yuck. Then, I noticed that the door to the bathroom was open and I went in. I saw the big thing in that room that mommy and daddy and the uncles sit on when they go in there. It has water in it. I went up to it and I put my hands in the water and started drinking it out of my hand.
It tasted funny. Daddy saw me and screamed.. He said that mommy was going to kill him. This scared me and I started crying. Why would mommy kill daddy? I don't know what it means but it didn't sound good...
Daddy took me into the other bathroom and turned on the hot water in the big big thing that we sit in called a bath.. He took off all my clothes and looked sort of like he did not want to touch them. He places me in the water first and then took off his clothes and got in.
He kept taking about how he was a bad daddy and mommy was going to be mad. I did not understand at all. He seems like a perfectly great daddy to me. I like him. I wanted to explain to him that I was not at all disappointed with him but I can't talk so I didn't get very far.
Then he made me mad! he poured water all me even though I hates that! And he cleaned my nose even though I hates that too! He scrubbed me with soap and stuff and I don't think I have ever been scrubbed as much as he scrubbed me. And he didn't ask me first or anything.
Then mommy came in and got in the tub with us. I wanted to get out and go back to playing in the big toilet but they wouldn't let me.
Around this time I started to get very grumpy. I was rubbing my eyes and I was annoyed that I was being Prevented again. Mommy sat down with me and made everything all right by giving me what I usually always want. Then daddy came back with a bottle and I think I might have fallen asleep about that time.
Maybe when I wake up later I will go play in the toilet again. Mommy is going to put a lock on it she says. humph!